draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

posted 22 hours ago with 53,994 notes VIA ©

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

posted 22 hours ago with 83,769 notes VIA ©
#omg

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

posted 22 hours ago with 71,106 notes VIA ©
#YELLOW CARD I CANT #world cup

17000dollars:

With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons 

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

posted 22 hours ago with 480,952 notes VIA ©
#holy SHIT

deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

posted 22 hours ago with 129,583 notes VIA ©
#omfg

stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

posted 22 hours ago with 56,603 notes VIA ©
#me on tuesday probably

messessentialist:

these twitter accounts give me strength. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

sarcastic buster strikes again

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

posted 22 hours ago with 173,223 notes VIA ©

zerotation:

Tavbro and hipster Dave

This week has been kicking my ass so hard uuugghhfghfh

One day I’ll give Dave an actual expression but until then I’ll just keep drawing him looking like a douche who doesn’t give a fuck.

posted 22 hours ago with 281 notes VIA ©
#shut UP #bradley james