i fixed the subs
things i wish to see first on paradox space
- strider household before the game
- dirk and jake’s relationship in the medium
- ancestors - we always need more of that
- what dirk and roxy’s life was like before the game, maybe jake’s too
- anything involving condy
- how did the kids meet. all of them. all of the kids
If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.
WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE
excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
When I’m beheaded at least I was wedded and when I am buried at least I was married.
So here’s year old photos of me in nearly headless Dirk. Before anyone asks, I actually don’t have a head now. So. There’s that.
it got weird
when u stuck behind slow walkers
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
Fucked up reality
I’m not shaving… [x]
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
lost it at the music
it doesn’t seem all that funny but when you get to the eND
I FUCKIBG G FOUDN IT
I wanna go home