"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card
With 17,000 dollars you could buy about 11258 Cosmo con buttons
The gays are angry
the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve
sarcastic buster strikes again
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
Tavbro and hipster Dave
This week has been kicking my ass so hard uuugghhfghfh
One day I’ll give Dave an actual expression but until then I’ll just keep drawing him looking like a douche who doesn’t give a fuck.